One Line quotes
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. —Albert Einstein
Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
The past can’t hurt you anymore, not unless you let it.― Alan Moore
Hatred is self-punishment.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Be of truth to god and let it be less or equal to man..
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
Imagination is more important than intelligence.
You can talk bad about me all you want, but just please don't talk bad about my pastor..
I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.
Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take small steps.
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
Lost time is never found again.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
Sometimes pretending to be happy can actually make your sadness go away...
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
The brighter stars emerge out of the blackest darkness.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
There is no dance without the dancers.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?